hada wahd darri jab ordinateur ldar.. o hya tgoul lih jadatou ..achnou hada a waldi...gal liha tat3arfi raboze ..galte lih ah..gal liha machi houa hada.hhhhhhhhh
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hada wahd rajl lahto merto men stahehoum lstah jaro f sbah tla9ah jaro ouhwa ygolih rah chihaja taht men 3andkom lbarh ouhwa ygolih rah ghir jlaba dyali hadik ouhwa ygolih jar walakin rah dart lhass ouhwa ygolih rah kent fiha
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gal lik hada wa7ed mkela5 chra ness itrou dial le7lib lkah 9dima o howa izawar lih la date o charbou
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gall lik hado wahd jouje se9rama cano ghadine fi l car w 3ndehom wahd l9are3a dyal sidi ali (lma) wahd satte galss wrahomm jah l3atach o howa y9olll lwahd fihom bach y3ttihe ycherabb hadak chaff fi sahbo howa ygollihe hhhhhh kayssahbo ma
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galek wahd 3ialat ki tbahaw bi rojalathom wahda 3ajebha rasha galet lihom ana rajli ki saf9o lih meli kihdar o hia tgoliha mal ach kidir ga3 galet liha wazir nakzat lokhra galet liha ana rajli ki safgo lih bla mayetkelem galet liha mrat wazir malo ach kidir galet liha garcon fi kahwa
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galek hada wahed siyed dima tay fiye9 weldo m3a 4 dyal sbah bach ynawd m3ah la voiture iwa nhar mora nhar derri tla3lih z3af w hrab men ddar 7mois howa ghaber iwa darhoum mchaw l barnamaj htafoun w homa ygoulo l mmo 'gouli chi haja l wldek' w hiya tgol ' wa rja3 a wlidi ra bbak chra l batterie!!!' hahahahhahha By Shaolin
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wahd chrab 9ahwa weghlolih krasa
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galk hada wahd rajel ghadi ou dayr les couche foug rasou sawlouhe nasse galou lih malk dayr had lhala frasek galihoum kay tihou 3lia afkar dial lkhra
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galek hadou wa7ed 2 tafkou bach isarkou wa7ed dhaybi, mchaw belil lewel hez ga3 dhab o hrab o la5ore bka galess fel hanout 7ta jaw lbouliss galoulo mal sa7bek hrab o nta bkiti gal lihom tafekna bach n5awnou lhanout howa ihez dhab o ana ne7di lih l7anout
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Un fou demande à un autre :
- Peux-tu me dire l'heure ?
L'autre lui répond :
- Il est 125 kilos.
- Ha bon! j'avance, moi j'ai 35 litres.
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1 khayna 3aynih kharjin bzzaf galih 1 khayna malk a sahbi 3aynik kharjin galih la rah ha ana raja3 lor.
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wahd charika d publicite brt tsajal ichhar dial pneu good year.khashom wahd khal 3azwa .daroh wast l pneu o doroh bezaf dorat hit wasal kdam kamira bach igol bravo good year.dakh meskin o galhom: raibi jamila nadafa akida.
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Un jour un homme trouve une lampe magique et évidemment en sort un beau génie.
Celui ci dit à l'homme:
-vous aurez droit à un seul voeu
L'homme un peu contratrié commence a réfléchir au voeu qu'il pourrait exaucer
Il dit alors:
-Je voudrais que tu prennes les États-Unis que tu entoures ce pays d'un gros mur épais et que tu remplisses cela d'eau
Le génie lui dit alors:
-Non désolé mais je ne peux pas t'accorder ce voeu il est bien trop compliquer à exaucer je suis désolé trouve autre chose.
L'homme réfléchit encore un peu et dit :
-Je voudrais que tu me donnes le pouvoir de comprendre les femmes!
Le génie dit alors:
-Quelle hauteur tu veux le mur ?
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galek hada wahed lmech (chat) mcha hrban men barkan htal oujda houa iwa9fou wahed rajel galou malek katjri wkhayef?
galou:ri skout rahoum dayrin chi lafitat fbarkan kamla (li ched chi kelb idabhou)wgaleh dak rajel: w3lah nta kelb!! gallih :wagoulhalihoum
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hadi wahad hadikate lhayawan hrab minha lghourila galo daba kifach ghadi njibo wahad khor houma ygoulo li wahad l3assas hanta nta ghadi tglass fi lakfass bhal lghourila o takhod salaire mdobal mohim wahad nhar dsar o bka ti nakas bezaf houwa itih ghir 3and sba3 ohwa ybda ighawat wa 3atko rouh houwa ji 3ando sba3 houwa sad lih fomo o galih matafrachnach n3al dilmok
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galik hada wa7d sawloh : ila kan rajl fi 3omro 100 3am w mjawj wa7da fi 3omrha 25 3am wach ywlad ola la ? gilihom yawld ila kan 3ado jaro fi 3omro 30 3am.
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Un Québécois apprends l'anglais depuis quelques semaines. Un bon jour il se rend à un spectacle d'après-midi au Centre Molson. Histoire de pratiquer son anglais, il demande à son voisin de droite : - What time is it ? Le voisin de répondre : - It's two to two Le gars n'a rien compris. Il décida donc de demander la même chose à son voisin de gauche. - What time is it ? Et ce dernier de lui répondre: - It's two to two too !
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galek hada wahed msati kan ghadi o howa yel9a soutienat tay7in. hezhom o howa ygol TFO khawyin
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hada rajel o martou m9ar9bin o tay tolo men sta7 chwia lemra galt l rajelha naarii rajli tale3 o howa itla7 men sta7
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wa7d lbente kant kat3mmer lformulaire nta3 l'avion , lmohim ktbat le nom w le prenom , wsslat l le w hiya ddir parfois
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galak hada wahad lwajdi tzawaj barkaniya o wahad nhar galha nkhorji nat3achaw bara o mali rja3 malkhadma l9aha mkharja sadari bara o tabla galha chno hada gatlo nt3achaw bara
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galik hada wahd l maghribi o françawi o mirikani kano fl b7ar ghi bo7dhom,o howa ykhroj lihom wahd jenn dial lb7ar, galihom ghatlo7o chi 7aja flb7ar ida l9itha ghadi nji ndba7 molaha, wa hiya hadik l mirikani la7 wahd lkhatoma mcha jenn l9aha o howa yrja3 o deb7o, ja lfrançawi la7 wahd sensla o howa yl9aha jenn rja3 dab7o, b9a ghir lmaghribi, o howa ylo7 7ta howa, mcha hadak jenn 3ya may9aleb o walo mal9a walooo rja3 3ando 7ta l3chiya galih aw nta chno la7ti????!! galih ASPRO 500
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Gallik hada wa7ad lbarkani howa wmratto dima mdabzin wa7ed nhar mrato tla3 lliha daam o bghat t9atlo o hiya dirlih ferdi f l7riira
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Gallek hada wahed l Ma3mrou chaf l b7er wahed nhar mcha la plage w bda tay3oum w b9a taydkhell l dakhel w houwa ygoullih l maitre nageur a fine zayed gallih zayed f berkane
Khoukoum Mehdi beh
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galek hada wa7ed lberkani gal lih bah sir rbat 3and 3amek ched tran mni wsal lma7ata hbet o howa ilka mektoub rabat-sala o howa irja3 3and bah gal lih lkite rbate sala
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Un vieux milliardaire téléphone à une conseillère du coeur: J'ai 62 ans et je suis follement amoureux d'une superbe jeune fille de 19 ans. Pensez-vous que j'aie plus de chance de l'amener à m'épouser si je lui dis que j'ai juste 50 ans? La conseillère lui répond: A mon avis, vous feriez mieux de lui dire que vous approchez des 80 ans!
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9alak hada wa7ad l barkani can kaychati m3a wa7ad l bant o mnin 9alatlo gadi namchi 9alha walah matamchi 7ata ta3tini lmsn diiala
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galik hada sa3id joumani o sa7bo mchaw l sehra o howa ychofohom l polizaryo
galih sa3id jomani waghadi y9etlona o hya tbanlihom wahed lbagra meyta o galih aji netkhabaw fiha dkhel jomani blast ras o la5ore lour o dazo lpolizaryo o homa tbanlihom dik lbegra dawha m3ahom o 3tawha tben sa7bou gal l jomani koul matefrachnach howa ybda yedhak jomani galih sa7bo malk tadhek galih jaybin lik tawr hhhhhhhhh
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frita(btata) et rajelha dar m3aha fi l9ahwa oumajatche tla9a m3aha lghad lihgaliha 3lache majitiche galete lih kanete fiya lassose tomate.
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wahad lbant zwina mchat 3and dowaz rokhsat siyaka galat lmon lmadrasa ila hazzit rajli 3la laksirateur ache ghayawka3 galiha ghatzid tomubil ogalat lih wila hazzit rajli 3la lafran gal liha ghada tawkaf tomobil ogalat lih wila hazzithom bzouz gal liha ghana3tik pirmi daba
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9alik hada megrabe gales m3a japone fe teran kayetfarjo al kora.homa galsen howa al megrabe yechof japone.kayetkilim m3a chewahid her beyedo bla telefon howa yegolih megrabe chno hada katehdar m3ah her be yedek howa yegolih japone hade teknologeya lakhra bla telefon her be yedek tehdar m3a sahbikja megrabe b9at feh . homa galsen kayetfarjo howa yefebre (vibrer) al megrabe howa yegolih japone chno hada howa yegolih wsalni al fax.
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galek hadi 3 ntta3 lafkaran mchaw l haj galso 10 snine ade waslou o min waslou jabdo sallo o lkaw rashom nsaw lam3alak lmohim bkaw madabzin binathom chkoun yamchi ywali kalmouha f wahed hiya khaso 20 ans ade ywalilhom ewa mcha o bkaw yastanaw bkat 2jours l 20ans tji o ntak wahed galo mohal hadak ywalina ara naklo byadina o howa khrejalhom m taht tabla galhom 3raftkom diroha biya ya wlad lahram ala dak achi mamchit hahahaha
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hada wahd chlah 3ad chra wahd tomobil ga3 mkajakla oradi biha ohowa ywakfo wahd boulisi
galih "salamo 3alikom..lorikat ta3 sayara man fadlak" ohowa ytal lboulisi 3la tomobile man ldakhal ohowa ysawlo"akhoya finahowa rotroviseur..?"galih chlah"achna howa rotroviseur..?" lboulisi"..lmraya..!!" ohowa yjawbo chlah galih "...lawah randir lik lababou(lavabou..levier).."
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9ALIK HADE YEMAH DYAL GUROUJ CHRAT AL HAWLE DYAL L3ID HEYA RADA BEH HOWA YEHRAB LIHA WEHEYA TRAWET A HICHAM A HICHAM JA AL HAWLE SMA3 SMEYA DYAL HECHAM GUROUJ HOWA YERJA3 3AND YEMAH DYAL HICHAM HOWA YEGOLIHA AHHHHHAD MAYEDHIK M3AK.
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wahad chalh,chra wahad pikala(velo),o t3allam liha maziyan man ba3d, o howa ybi3 lguidooun lol
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hada wahde soussi kayjme3e f lflousse hta wlaw ktare o hwa idihoume lbanka o tssnaha hta sdate o zade liha kfelle
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hada wahed mat w falakhira wkfhoum 3izraeil ja wahd w gal lih achnou smaytak gal lih youness gal lih yallah 3rad sourat youness koulha, ma3rafch darou f jahnam, jat noubat sahbna gal lih achnou smytak gal lih smitni brhim walakin kay3itou lya f alhouma fatiha( bgha y3rad sourat alfatiha hit hya li hafed).
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hada wa7ed el weld mecha 3and babah kayebki !! sewlo babah : malek a wlidi ??
el weld : welad e derb kay9ololi "boras" !!
le p?: w 3lach ma katejrich morahom ??
el weld : kayedekhlo liya f derb (imaginez la tete :) )
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galike hada wahed rajal 3ando hmare taijiri mezyane o hwa idkhole bih ltirsi lhmar dayman tayjri mzyane o tyirbe7e ga3 les courses lli taycharke fiha ,wahed nhare jao l3ando chi nasse dial la biologie animal br;ao ichoufo la dial lhamare dialo m3a le zbre(hmare el wahchi) il mouhime jabouhome bjouje ds le piste de course o homa idao jra lhamare dial sahbna majrache sahbna 7chem o howa imchi 3ande lhamareou howa igoulihe 7chmtini m3a nasse o howa igoulihe lhamare ( 20 3AME HADI O ANA KHADAME M3AKE OUMA3AMREKE MACHRITI LIA KIBHAL HADAKE TENU )
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galekhada wahede taynsa tab3e wahde khiti chi 30 mnt taygoliha anhdare antkalam m3ake, antkalame m3ak,ou hiya doure ou galtlihe tkalameou howa ygoliha lamane
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hada wahde rajle men singhal bgh yhz9 o houwa y tnfsse!!!
meilan-walid@hotmail.comhahahah
hada wahd chlah 3ad chra wahd tomobil ga3 mkajakla oradi biha ohowa ywakfo wahd boulisi
galih "salamo 3alikom..lorikat ta3 sayara man fadlak" ohowa ytal lboulisi 3la tomobile man ldakhal ohowa ysawlo"akhoya finahowa rotroviseur..?"galih chlah"achna howa rotroviseur..?" lboulisi"..lmraya..!!" ohowa yjawbo chlah galih "...lawah randir lik lababou(lavabou..levier).."
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en libie -les boite de sardines portent sur le couvercle "n ayez crainte....elles sont mortes!"
-les bananes portent des etikettes disant :ouvrez ici,et mangez skil ya a linterieur!
-on imprime sur le font des yaourt : c est fini!
-leur president leur di :il fo revenir un pas en arriere pour pouvoir bienavancer en avant....et le lendemain tt le monde recule d1 pas puis avance de 2!!!
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en libie -les boite de sardines portent sur le couvercle "n ayez crainte....elles sont mortes!"
-les bananes portent des etikettes disant :ouvrez ici,et mangez skil ya a linterieur!
-on imprime sur le font des yaourt : c est fini!
-leur president leur di :il fo revenir un pas en arriere pour pouvoir bienavancer en avant....et le lendemain tt le monde recule d1 pas puis avance de 2!!!
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hada wa7d khra w houa imsse7 b7amda w galt lih zektou :grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!(t derssat)
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a la fst de marrakech le prof demanda o eleves de la 1ere ann?donner moi un exemple d amphibien aussitot le majeur de la promo reponda:une grenouille mr...puis le prof demanda a un eleve ki ne jamais :et toi mr...site moi un otre exemple illui repondi une autre grenouille mr!
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hada wa7ed el weld mecha 3and babah kayebki !! sewlo babah : malek a wlidi ??
el weld : welad e derb kay9ololi "boras" !!
le p?: w 3lach ma katejrich morahom ??
el weld : kayedekhlo liya f derb (imaginez la tete :) )
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galik hada wahad albarkani bgha yat9ddam al barlaman(parlement)3rad 3la anass ala maison dialo galihom 5sna nat9dmo al9ddam o homa ihazzo krassihom (chaises)mchaw karbo al 3ndo
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hadi wahd elhaja jaha halha oulhaje na3sse meyte guatlou elhaja alhaje brite nsoulek wahd souaal jawbni bla kdoub galtlou hadi39 ans dial el3achra ma3mrek khontini gualha manhlef 3la 2 mrrate gatlou chetti koune khliti douk jreimate koune kassarna bihoum
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hadi wahd elhaja jaha halha oulhaje na3sse meyte guatlou elhaja alhaje brite nsoulek wahd souaal jawbni bla kdoub galtlou hadi39 ans dial el3achra ma3mrek khontini gualha manhlef 3la 2 mrrate gatlou chetti koune khliti douk jreimate koune kassarna bihoum
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hada wa7ed soussi ! mecha msafer w khala wlado fel 7anout !!
une semaine apres 3ayet f telefon ! 9alom kolchi mezian ? jawebouh : kolchi mezian ! mabe9inach nesedo f lil ! khadamin 24/24 ! 9alom wa bi3o el bab
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galik hada wahd bcha ma3a sahbto lsnima o sahbto 3roubiaaa
bzaf
iwa bda kay bous fiha o howa ygoul liha fmok hlou gatlih cha3ba atay
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galikhada boujma ou sahbou kay tfrjou fwahd lbent kat tara hidat trico houa i goulih sabou boujema wa ala ktifat ou hia thaid soutiamat houa i goulih boujema wa ala sdir ou hia thaid seroual houa igoulih boujema wa ala fridat ou hia thaid slip houa igoulih bouterma oua ala boujema
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9alik spetar dyal homa9 resmolom bhar fe al hayt .mohim kayen le zewel 3lih o kayen le kayetchemech ela wahid gales be 3a9lo galo hada wa9ela t3a9al galolo ewa 3lach mabretich t3om galem ana howa al mon9ed dyal le bhar
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9alik spetar dyal homa9 resmolom bhar fe al hayt .mohim kayen le zewel 3lih o kayen le kayetchemech ela wahid gales be 3a9lo galo hada wa9ela t3a9al galolo ewa 3lach mabretich t3om galem ana howa al mon9ed dyal le bhar
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galik hada wahad albarkani bgha yat9ddam al barlaman(parlement)3rad 3la anass ala maison dialo galihom 5sna nat9dmo al9ddam o homa ihazzo krassihom (chaises)mchaw karbo al 3ndo
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galik hada wahad albarkani bgha yat9ddam al barlaman(parlement)3rad 3la anass ala maison dialo galihom 5sna nat9dmo al9ddam o homa ihazzo krassihom (chaises)mchaw karbo al 3ndo
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hado wahd 3 dyal lhomak kaykadbo bzaf 1 9alm ana jaddi kay9is stah dyal dar byaddo 2 9alm ana jaddi kay9is l9amar byaddo 3 hma9 bzaf 9al l 2 kayhas bwahd lhrochiya fl9amar 9al ah 9allo iwa hadik rokba dyal jaddi
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hado wahd 3 dyal lhomak kaykadbo bzaf 1 9alm ana jaddi kay9is stah dyal dar byaddo 2 9alm ana jaddi kay9is l9amar byaddo 3 hma9 bzaf 9al l 2 kayhas bwahd lhrochiya fl9amar 9al ah 9allo iwa hadik rokba dyal jaddi
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9alik hado 2 dyal al homa9 kayet ranowahid kay 9ol lil wahid kay 9ol nhar mohim nhar o homa kayet rano 9alik hade yemchew yesewlo wahid rajel homa yesewloh galolo smahlina wach daba lil awla nhar ja howa galehom masakinch fe had al hay.
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9alik hado 2 dyal al homa9 kayet ranowahid kay 9ol lil wahid kay 9ol nhar mohim nhar o homa kayet rano 9alik hade yemchew yesewlo wahid rajel homa yesewloh galolo smahlina wach daba lil awla nhar ja howa galehom masakinch fe had al hay.
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galk hada wa7d l3zzi jah lbars wmcha 3nd tbib wktblih fl ordonance chita wsirage k7le
galk hadawahd l3zzi kan mniyr fou9 lmotor whouwa yznd
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hada wa7ad simanna ma klashe meni 7za9e 9az9a galte lih khbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize
hada wa7ad simanna ou howa ki shrobe fi 3asire diale 7amade meni 7za9e glate lih 7az9a shwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipse
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galak wahad al 3azi lbass koulchi byad koustum sarwal sabat chwiya mcha wahad hayt byad hiya tji mocha yadkhoul fi wajhou katsahb houfra
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galak wahad al 3azi lbass koulchi byad koustum sarwal sabat chwiya mcha wahad hayt byad hiya tji mocha yadkhoul fi wajhou katsahb houfra
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galih hada wahad ragal tayakoul la3das bazaf ou hiya tgoulih mratou 3lach katakoul la3das bazaf galiha 3ziz 3liya katlih hakoul kilotak msadiiiiiiiihahahahahahaha
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galih hada wahad ragal tayakoul la3das bazaf ou hiya tgoulih mratou 3lach katakoul la3das bazaf galiha 3ziz 3liya katlih hakoul kilotak msadiiiiiiiihahahahahahaha
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galih hada wahad ragal tayakoul la3das bazaf ou hiya tgoulih mratou 3lach katakoul la3das bazaf galiha 3ziz 3liya katlih hakoul kilotak msadiiiiiiiihahahahahahaha
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galek hada wahed, taynsa bezzaf mcha 3and wahed lbent ou houwa y9oulha brit ntkelem m3ak a khti, ou hiya t9oulih tkallam, ou houwa y9ouliha lmen?
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galek hada wahed, taynsa bezzaf mcha 3and wahed lbent ou houwa y9oulha brit ntkelem m3ak a khti, ou hiya t9oulih tkallam, ou houwa y9ouliha lmen?
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gal lik hada wa7ed sekranne khraj completement ivre men l bar 3auett 3la wa7ed taxi ou rkab ou fach weslo taxi 3ttah skayri 4dh gal lih moul taxi zid leflous hada rah taxi 7mar gal lih skayri machi chi 7mouriya..
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gallike haddaa wahed eddari mate lihe bbahe o sawlo bnadem bache mate bbake? gallihome bticheurta hhhhhhheee hhhhee
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galek hada wa7ed laf9ih kan chad garou fidou ou ja 3andou wa7ed khayna ou 9alou: assi lf9ih!,wach lgarou hram oula hlal? houwa yrad 3lih lf9ih: Ila kan hlal rah kansartou ou ila kan hram rah kan 7ar9ou!!!
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gallk wa7d l9a t9chira fl7it wlbsha.
wa7d lbnt sa9ta wkhtha 9fl.
wa7d 2 tl3ou ltoubis wa7d rabati(de rabat)w wa7d 3rarm.
wa7d rrajl bra ybni mousta9balou wta7 mn slloum.
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galek hada wahed, taynsa bezzaf mcha 3and wahed lbent ou houwa y9oulha brit ntkelem m3ak a khti, ou hiya t9oulih tkallam, ou houwa y9ouliha lmen?
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galk had wa7d lberkani mcha l ifran ou tsowar f telj fach rja3 l berkan dar tsawr f tellaja bach maydoubch telj
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hada wa7d khiyna taynsa bzaf.kan khrag men darhom wbra ych3al garoo wmabrach car rii7 mjhd darblo fwejho.dar 3ta7 bdahro wch3el lgaroo wdkhol ldarhom b7al la makanch 7 areg.
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hado wa7d joj termat kanokaytchmcho we7da o hiya t7ze9 o kaltliha lkhra heydtiha liya mn fomi
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hada wahed bgha y zayer bento 3la lkraya o howa y foreha ***************************************************************************
wahed khayna mcha l marrakech o howa swal wahed l marrakchi fin ja jamaa lfna lmarrakchi galih lfeu rouge lowal sir nichan lfeu rouge tani sir nichan lfeu rouge talet sir nichan o lakhor galih imta ghan dor lmarrakchi galih wa hya daba ila biti
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hada wahd mate 3waje houma y dafnouh fi doura ha ha ha
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hada wa7ad khayna dayman mbawa9wa7ad nhar jaw andou s7abou l9ahwa ou galou lih noud rah bakmat ou houwa ygoul lihou ( yah 3la decor )
ou houwa yamchi ldar ou l9a mou cha3la fiha l3afya ou katndab ou houwa ygoul liha ( rak mnawra alwalida )
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galik hada wahd chra stylokhder ou tybo....
galik hada wahd hze9 houma ytb3ouh..
galik hada whd hrech lhit howa ydour fih...
galik hada wahd hbssato khria howa yjbd liha la carte....hi hih hih ***************************************************************************
nhar 3ers ra9em 1 gal les videurs matkheliwch ra9em 8 ydkhoul . Lmouhimmakayen ghir chtih ou l9es , ra9em 1 3ayet 3la les videurs galihoum : geltlikoum matkheliwch ra9em 8 ydkhoul .. houma ygoulou lih hada rah ghir 0 mhezzem .
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kalik hada ouahadlfil dima katdouze ouahed nemla kainfoukh 3liha kaifaze3ha ouahed nhar jat lkatout na3asse hia tkoul lih ach kain daba nechtef 3la dine mok ***************************************************************************
hadi wahed lemra ( FEMME) tel9at ch3erha ( CHEUVEUX ) ou houwa yhreb hahahahaha
Hada chi wahed magantou ( MONTRE ) wa9fa jab liha koursi hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hada chi wahed mcha ytsenet l3damou ( dormir ) l9ahoum zyazen hahahahahahahaha
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gallik hada wahed lberkani kan radi ftrik whwwa yelka garro hezzou w 7ett 1dh
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gallik hadi linternat dyal lbnat dima lmoudira kadirlihom le3cha desert banan...w la7dat belli lbnat makayaklouch dak lbanan kaytel3ouh m3ahom lbit...wahed nhar ou hyya tgollihom lebnat lyouma dertlikoum khizzou desert..nadou lbnat w?? galtlihom mehkouk yal kahbat
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hada wa7d lwld msdd3 bbah,chrilia motor wla jowjni! chri lia motor wla jowjni! howa ygollo:iwa daba ach jab lmotor l jwaj? gallih lmohim nrkb 3la chi 7aja! ha ha ha ....
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gallik hada wahed lberkani mcha lwejda w kan m6 w kanou m3elkin tssawrou temma w fach rje3 l berkan gallihom waaaaw wejda 3amra tenaber man3ref fin baryyeeene ysiftoha
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hada wahed ssoussi tahetlou 2 rial hbet 9eleb 3liha mal9ahach.(l9aha fo9 9rfadtou)
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hada wahed hwel matlou ymmah dfen bbah.
brkani haz 20dh bach ychri lhchich chaf stafit lah lflouss.
wahe mo3lima galte ltlm,ide dialha chhale fssa3a .galiha jlda kl l3deme baki massall deme
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wahd lmou3lima galt ltlamed diyawlah 3tiwni chi joumla fiha lez verb mang?..ta wahed ma bgha yjawb ..ghir lkoussala..hz wahd dlkassoul sb3o ..howa ygouliha..papa mange maman ds la cuisine
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Hada wahd seyd 3ndou 3inih kharjine bzaf !! tlaka m3a wahd seyd akhor galou 3lach a si mohamed 3inik kharjine , red 3lih galou la makharjinch rah ana li raj3 lour
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hada wahed lbarkani kan haz jouj stola dila lma,wahed ssa3a bantlou 9chra dial lbanan ja howwa hett stola w mcha zle9 w 3ad rje3 mourahoum.
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9alik hada osad 9al le talamid 3tewli jomla mofeda jawahid kasol 3ala yedo o 9aloal filo faw9a a chajara
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GALIC HADA OUAHD RAJL MCHA EL BAHRAYNE OU DA M3H JOUJ CHORTATE
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hada berkani chra 4x4 (katkat) bqa kaydour biha flamdina chwiya bqat katteh chta(la pluit) w 4x4 ta3mar kolha bechta, wlaghed lih yamchi 3and3 mecanique galou dirli fiha majra(qarqara) hahaha...
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hada berkani chra 4x4 (katkat) bqa kaydour biha flamdina chwiya bqat katteh chta(la pluit) w 4x4 ta3mar kolha bechta, wlaghed lih yamchi 3and3 mecanique galou dirli fiha majra(qarqara) hahaha...
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hada berkani chra 4x4 (katkat) bqa kaydour biha flamdina chwiya bqat katteh chta(la pluit) w 4x4 ta3mar kolha bechta, wlaghed lih yamchi 3and3 mecanique galou dirli fiha majra(qarqara) hahaha...
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galik hada wahd lfar seker hta sker howa ymchi lwahd l3ers...dkhal howa ylkah koulo mchach...l3roussa mcha ..ngafatt mchach chikhatt wakadalik...jbed 200 dh 3taha lchikhat galihoum ghniw lia zerbane 3la 3mro
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galik hada wahd lkerd bgha ytkaleb owa wahd jen...lkerd gal ljen.nsbek ana lowel..galih jen 3lach..galih bach tkdi fiya lgharad ou tghber yak a jen...gal lih jen yallah sbek nta lowel makayn mouchkil..lkerd 9da lghrad o howa ytl?lwahd chejra ou khcha sb3o fzko ..ou bda taygoul bessmllah rehman rahim bach yfghber jen hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hada wahed lwahed ta3adoul hahahahahaha
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HADA WAHED AL KASSOULE DAWEZ AL IMTIHANE BOUHDOU FI AL KISSM W JA HOUWA ATTANI!!!!!
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Wahed al wald da khatibtou li assinima, min bda al film tfa addow iwa al khatiba bkatt katabki; Gal liha al khatib yak labass malek, galt lih ana mmigalet liya siri w ma tbatiche.
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galik hada wahed siyed jatou lmout,bka ti 3iyet(appeler)3la wladou mnin tjem3ou koulhoum ched m9ess(ciseaux),wou 9ete3 klawih wou 7thoum fouk la television...kaloulou wladou.."ahh lwalid chnou dirti"...wou kalihoum..."bach fach nmoute man t9oulouch rah ma khlitlikoum 7ta klwa...
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kalek hada wahed a sidi m3amrou ma 3ref lbouta wahed nhar tzawej ou kaltlou mratou sir jib bouta ou 7chem ykoulha chnou hya bouta ou mcha 3end sousi ou kalou ara chi bout ou kalou sousi ou fine hwa khawi kalou la radi nechrebha hna
hahahahahahahaha merci
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galak wahad lbarkani kan f s3idiya y3oum iwa bka zayed zayed o mitnageur bka ygolo aaaa fin zayed o howa galo f barkan.
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galikhada wa7ad chamkar jaw 3andou karwatiya galou lih la carte gal lihoum wach meditel w la tisalat w galou lih tla3 tla3 teleboutik (merigela)
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hadou wahade 2 dial dabanate kanou kaitfarjou fi talfaza hoa idouze ichehare diale flitouxe hia tgole dabana a1 l2 haidi haidi hade filme diale 18 3me
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hadi wahed nemla kanete tal3a fi kare daret wou chafete fil kay choufe fi larde wou hia tgoule lih nta hder 3inek rak ghadi t3eiene sigani
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hada wahd lk7l labs kitma khla orkb wahd merceds bida odaz 3la whda ogl lha a kijitk galtlo bhal koka ftlaja
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wahd nhar kanou 2 skranin wahd bda kay sawl lakhor gal lih ana kan skon fl3imara rakm 16 ouchkka 4 outtaj ttani lawbou laror tta ana ou bdaw kaydarbo ............................
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hadou 2 sar9o banka kdach men li rag3o fhalhom b9ao kayhassbo hta 3iao bzaf gal 1 lakhor safi aji na3so a shaybi htal ghda ou n3arfo ch7al srakna fl akhbar
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hada wahd al wald mfachache. Daimane mnafakhw kaygoule; mal had al makla khayba , malhad dar mousskha mal hwayji mkammchine. Al mohimm walidih tkahrou. Wa had nhar hawlou ykaddou koll chi, min ja al wald lamfachache ma lka ma ygoule w houwa yhayad serwalou w gale lihoum hadi khtana hadi???
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hada wa7ed l3robi bra yrkeb f train o m3ah wahed bibi o mcha l kichi bache i9te3 lwr9a lih o lbibi o kalih mol l kichi maykenech tdi m3ak bibi kalih wakh o mcha o khbah t7et jlabto o rkeb f train o kanet kalsa 9damo wahed lbnet o kanet kat9si l9lya o tahtliha whda o n9bha l bibi maty9ateche rasha kalet n3awed nrmi whda o rmatha o 3awed n9bha o kaltlih lhadak yed 3cher snin dyal t97bine o ma3mri chet chi zeb kayn9eb
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